Based on "You can type 70 words per
minute, but you can't read your own handwriting," I may be
Date: Sun, 15 Apr 2001 16:01:54 EDT
1. Q. When does a person decide to become
A. When he realizes he
doesn't have the charisma to be an undertaker.
2. Q. What do engineers use for birth
3. Q. How can you identify an extroverted
A. When he thanks you,
he looks at your shoes instead of his own.
4. Q. Why did the engineers cross the
A. Because they looked
in the file, and that's what they did last year.
5. Q. How do you drive an engineer
A. Tie him in a chair,
stand in front of him, and fold a road map the wrong way.
6. Q. You might be an engineer
between buying flowers for your wife and upgrading your RAM is a
You take a
cruise, so you can go on a personal tour of the engine
you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of your
At an air
show, you know how fast the skydivers are falling.
wife's birthday you give her a new CD-ROM drive or a Palm
quote scenes from any Monte Python movie.
You can type
70 words per minute, but you can't read your own
your wife by saying her hair is nice and parallel.
backwards on Disney rides, so you can see how they do the special
saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
more friends on the internet than in real life.
what http:// stands for.
forward to Christmas, so you can assemble your kids'
You see a
good design, and have to change it.
more for your calculator than you spent for your wedding
own a slide rule and know how to use it.
that people yawning around you are sleep deprived.
shop at Radio Shack.
computer cost more than your car.
hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do for a living.
already calculated how much you make per second.
to repair a $5 radio.